Fun Friday: Monkey Riding a Motorcycle and a Home DNA Test
Written by The Kid on March 28, 2008A Monkey riding motorcycles now that is a sight to be seen, this is honestly one of the best videos i have seen in a while, now if you tell me i’m related to this little fellow i would gladly accept, he’s got skills to pay the bills. He’s my brother and I’m proud to admit it.
In other news it turns out the Riteaid is going to start selling a home DNA test to prove if you are someones father, wow nice to know that’s this is what the world has come to. I can picture the commercial right now.
“Hello Friend, have you slept with too many people to remember who the father is? Men have you been going around town having sex with multiple women without protection and now the woman claims it yours? for only $29.99 find out if it’s true”
the sad thing is though the first thing i thought of is hopefully they have an affiliate program. 
For some reason the only image i can come up with is this girl, here is your typical customer. The thing is this DNA test isn’t even court admissible so what are you going to do? People who are most likely doing a DNA test like this are most likely trying to prove that they are not the parent.
Or unless your this girl.
Yea over 300 men and she is 15 years old assuming the average “session” lasted 17.5 minutes that equals 5250 minutes, which equal 87.5 hours which is also equal to 10.9 days of school, this is what President Bush was trying to accomplish when signed the “No Man Left Behind” or was it “No Child Left Behind?” either way she is definatley doing her job for the US and the makers of this product.
P.S. If you are unfamiliar with this story maybe this can explain it.
Have a great friday everyone
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